Best. Hotel. Ever.

This “lady” tan is 10/10.

When your ankles are cold and your toes aren’t – the teva ugg

My cousin flexing after a bull had stepped on his arm and tore his bicep

So my neighbors house is on fire.

And that’s why your internet is so slow

Friend said he had a little trouble landing his plane the other day.

Training to be a UPS driver perhaps?

I think I’ll sit in the back of this gun safety class

Octopus Looking for that Perfect Spot.

The closet of the feral cat lady’s house.

My friends brother got over 5,000 piercings in 10 hours to break the world record and for charity.

Russian family photos

I bought a Chromebook and the box was full of fucking glitter.

Banana penis.

This van…

Oh Deer

Patriotic sparkly smelly hair that will never move

Honda Bees

That doesn’t look very comfy..

Why do you need those?

“Let me pull your tooth while I smoke this cigarette.”

My wife and I have lived in this apartment for less than 2 months, and have since come home to find a pile of hay on our doormat, and now this.

Coffee Table Book For Dog People

As a part of entertainment kit on Icelandair flight: Kids, who want to bring king Lucifer to color! (I thing originally it was supposed to be a sheep) 66666 at is the beast!